The Breakup Box.
A curated care package built to make someone laugh, cry-happy, and hit "delete their number." Snacks, a candle, cheeky challenge cards, and a mystery gift — unbox-worthy every time.
Ships nationwide · The internet's favorite way to say "you're better off."
Our promise on every box
We're a new brand — so here's exactly what you can expect when you send one.
Actually thoughtful
A handwritten-style ‘you’re better off’ card in every box — no copy-paste vibes.
Packed to be filmed
Designed for the unboxing. If it doesn't make them react, we didn't do our job.
Happiness guaranteed
Not the pick-me-up you hoped for? Message us and we'll make it right.
Six little reasons to feel unbothered
The "Delete Their Number" challenge
The card everyone films first. A little dare that turns heartbreak into a moment worth sharing — and closure worth keeping.
Gourmet snacks
Comfort treats to eat straight from the couch, guilt-free.
A mini candle
Light it, exhale, reset the whole apartment's energy.
Social detox guide
A gentle, funny plan to stop the 2 a.m. profile checks.
A mystery gift
A small surprise, because a fresh start deserves one.
Someone you love just got dumped.
Send the box that turns tears into a group chat legend. Order today, deliver the plot twist.